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NIGELLA, GEORGE, TONY AND ME
we recreated the meal that nigella lawson cooked for george bush when he came to britain to thank tony blair for his support during the iraq during the meal the wives ate separately. then we drove over the meal with a chieftan mk 10 battle tank from the mid-late sixties
we used only the finest ingredients, including duchy original organic products (a company run by prince charles with vastly different priorities than the government)
the menu:
roast pumpkin, radicchio and welsh goat's feta
braised norfolk ham with honey and mustard glaze. creamed baked potatoes. seasonal vegetables
double baked apple pie, with cheddar crust. vanilla ice-cream or custard
an advisor to the foreign office baked the apple pie with his fiancee using one of nigella's recipes. it was then taken to manassas, the site of one of the opening battles of the american civil war, where it was shot by an us ex-military intelligence officer using a 9mm luger (1937approx) as used by a nazi sd officer, colt 45 (model 1911) high standard .22.
all melodies and chords are samples of a wine glass and played by phil parnell and matthew herbert
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